There used to be (maybe still?) a product called "5 Day Deodorant Pads." Here's one about a 5-Day Whip Sock...
An unusual bastard named Babbitt
Had a kinky and quite nasty habit.
He liked to make love
To a tight-fitting glove
Which was lined with the fur of a rabbit.
I read that one aloud in my animal pen and found it to be hare-raising (hutch cha cha!).
ReplyDeleteIf your silly Babbitt wants new Trix he should develop a food fetish; he can then expand his Kraft by pouring warm processed cheese into his glove to experience a Velveeta-ine Rabbit. By doing so he could also try Margery...
I hope my attempt at leveret-y did not lepus feeling lagged or morphed.
Be honest, Okie. You had to google to find that a young rabbit is a leveret, didn't you? I did.
ReplyDeleteMy cleverly Tol'story proves that Mr. Babbitt is trying to get a warren piece. It Sinclair terms, I think...