Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Sunday, March 17, 2013
977. Happy St. Pat's
A sweet Irish colleen named Flora Exudes such a wondrous aurora That if ever you spy This girl passing by 'Twill make you say "faith and begorrah!"
Q. Who is Irish and sits by the swimming pool?
A. Paddy O'Furniture