Saturday, March 16, 2013

976. I hope this one doesn't suck well...

An oyster bar worker named Tuckwell
Took up French Horn 'cause he couldn't shuck well.
His wife told him, "Barry,
Your dick may be hairy
But that doesn't mean that you fuck well."

Sorry, I hate limericks where the 1st two lines have nothing to do with the ending.  Barry Tuckwell is an eminent horn player, great with the valves but I don't know that he ever worked with bivalves.

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