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Friday, March 8, 2013
966. Recumbent rumblings
I have me a brother named Steve Whose snoring you wouldn't believe! It's loud and it's constant. Please stop it this onstant Or else a swift punch you'll receive!
Thank you, dear older and wiser brother, for immortalizing--or shall I say, mortalizing--me in verse. It just goes to prove there's snore to me than bleats the ear. --Your admiring younger brother Steve P.S. Does our mama know you are writing all this filth? For shame! --SG. P.P.S. Keep up the good work. --S.
Thank you, dear older and wiser brother, for immortalizing--or shall I say, mortalizing--me in verse. It just goes to prove there's snore to me than bleats the ear.
ReplyDelete--Your admiring younger brother Steve
P.S. Does our mama know you are writing all this filth? For shame! --SG.
P.P.S. Keep up the good work. --S.