Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, March 24, 2013
983. The oval orifice
A pharmacist named Scaramouche Had a wife who knew not how to douche. He concocted a mixture And drew her a picture Which looked somewhat like a cartouche.