Coach Sandusky, that old pedophile,
Won't be buggering boys for a while.
Since he went off to prison
The dicks which have risen
Were others', and Coach didn't smile.
Poster Okiejokey previewed this one and asked that I provide a link to his very first post, which WASN'T a limerick but did reference Mr. Sandusky (and very cleverly!) Click HERE to read his Christmas song parody. Then click your browser's 'back button' to return here.
He should have become a priest...I'm sure the new pope would cover for him.
ReplyDeleteAwesome limerick, btw.