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Wednesday, March 13, 2013
972. (Not a) Laster of Paris
To his date said a Frog (a Grenouille), "Nous allons to my car and I'll scrouille." He came prematurely, The girl said demurely, "Mon Dieu, Philippe! I hardly knouille!" That's "knew ya" in the Biblical sense.