Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Sunday, March 31, 2013
992. Mother Goose is turning in her grave
To a girl nicknamed 'Pumpkin', a tweeter, Replied Peter that he'd like to meet 'er. They hooked up real soon And his tongue made her swoon. His name now includes 'Pumpkin eater.'