Sunday, March 31, 2013

992. Mother Goose is turning in her grave

To a girl nicknamed 'Pumpkin', a tweeter,
Replied Peter that he'd like to meet 'er.
They hooked up real soon
And his tongue made her swoon.
His name now includes 'Pumpkin eater.'

1 comment:

  1. My favorite retelling of a childhood standard is this perversion of the first limerick probably any of us ever learned:

    Hickory Dickory Dock!
    Three mice ran up the clock
    . And raped the cuckoo.