Sunday, March 24, 2013

984. Presto change-o

A one-time girl friend of Dave Feherty's
Wouldn't fuck, so he slipped her cantharides.
When the bitch got the twitch
From the Spanish Fly's itch,
She was crazed like Ophelia and Laertes.


Feherty is a former pro golfer who does hilarious golf commentaries and interviews.  Ophelia and her brother, Laertes, were both mad characters in Hamlet.

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