Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Saturday, March 23, 2013
982. Come here often? What's your sign?
There once was a dissipate bastard Who bar-hopped for gals who were plastered. But he was a lemon At hitting on women, Good pickup lines he never mastered.