Saturday, March 23, 2013

982. Come here often? What's your sign?

There once was a dissipate bastard
Who bar-hopped for gals who were plastered.
But he was a lemon
At hitting on women,
Good pickup lines he never mastered.


  1. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock...

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I like pizza, let's go fuck...

    You look tired. Let's go to bed...