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Monday, March 18, 2013
978. Lambasted lips
A horny old bitch name of Glenda, Setup for herself an agenda. She decided to screw Every man whom she knew And it rubbed raw her rosy pudenda.
Brenda would have been a better rhyme for line 1.
ReplyDeleteI didn't "hear" the vowel difference when it read 'Linda' but I've n.p. changing her name. Thanks for the comment!
ReplyDeleteYeah, that works too. I just thought it weird when you had names that rhymed exactly available to you and didn't use one.
ReplyDeleteYou guys have helped some of my limericks along the same way.