Monday, March 18, 2013

978. Lambasted lips

A horny old bitch name of Glenda,
Setup for herself an agenda.
She decided to screw
Every man whom she knew
And it rubbed raw her rosy pudenda.


  1. Brenda would have been a better rhyme for line 1.

  2. I didn't "hear" the vowel difference when it read 'Linda' but I've n.p. changing her name. Thanks for the comment!

  3. Yeah, that works too. I just thought it weird when you had names that rhymed exactly available to you and didn't use one.

    You guys have helped some of my limericks along the same way.