Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, March 4, 2013
964. Urethra gonna like this or not...
Princess Kate was on fire for his load But Prince Will had a quite-plugged-up doad. Said, "I'll have to create us A brand new meatus Or else my poor dick may explode!
The meatus (me-AY-tus) is the opening in the head of the penis.