Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, March 8, 2013
967. Should have tried nit-picking
There once was a woman named Bridget With crabs 'round her twat -- made her fidget. She decided to try To remove them with lye. Crabs are gone, so are pubes, what an idjit!