Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Wednesday, August 31, 2016
2218. A cacophony of C's and STD's
A callous and careless Redcap Had chlamydia, chanchroid, and clap They were caught near the cape Now his coffin's in crepe But those call girls don't care, not a crap.
Brilliant! Maybe you can teach an old dog new tricks.
ReplyDeleteThe hat kinda makes him look like Mario. He just needs white skin, suspenders, and a bushier mustache.
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