Thursday, September 1, 2016

PD254-256. OEDILF selections

If you don't know what it is, google it.  However, you must promise to eventually return to my site!  These three were listed (with attribution) at another website.  I've underlined the entries.
Though Jewish, I envy your Easter;
On Cadbury Eggs I’m a feaster.
They’re chocolate and smooth,
And my mood they will soothe.
(But they’ll add too much weight to my keister!)

A stunt aviatrix (girl flier)
Came down in a swamp deep and dire.
She was lunch for a croc,
But the studio’s doc
Called it “death from consumption” (the liar).

You suffer from avascularity?
No offense, but I doubt your sincerity.
With no vessels for blood
Your whole body’s a dud,
And you won’t pass your genes to posterity.

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