Friday, August 12, 2016

2197. I've heard some old folks still do it

When I try to arouse her, hear "Don't"
Not sure why my wife needs her 'cont'
Fuck positions ne'er vary
Just strict missionary
May be sixty-nine, but she won't.

1 comment:

  1. Another revealing snippet of your autobiography, I presume? Still waiting for the book to come out (how many times have I said that?!)

    This little titbit had me almost feeling sorry for you, sheesh!