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Tuesday, August 9, 2016
2193. Thing's are going swimmingly
I love when they race in the pool The camera work is so cool As the swimmers 'crawl' by Or use back, breast, or fly It can make for a wonderful duel.
Why do you like pool sports, there, lad? Because swimmers are scantily clad? Sorry, none have been blessed With a buxomy chest And their bums are, at best, just a pad.
I'm a mean one today, you must think Maybe I should just pour me a drink It could be all along That my judgment was wrong If so, don't tell my mom or my shrink.
I don't like the sport so much, Suz, But you're right, it's for sex that I choose To watch the girls swim On the off-chance a quim Might yield a reveal (don't care whose.)
Those suits fit so tight, they're like hose But, somehow, they've yet to expose A bit of pudenda How can they not renda Some views that we call 'camel toes?'
At least you've the guts to admit it A suit stretched too far may help split it If views get intenser You think they won't censor? I hope you at least catch a titbit.
From my growing vocab, stuff emerges Where some say it could use a few purges Words like quim and pudenda This crude-like agenda - To satisfy primitive urges. (Well, it's MY list and I'll make more splurges!)
Why do you like pool sports, there, lad?
ReplyDeleteBecause swimmers are scantily clad?
Sorry, none have been blessed
With a buxomy chest
And their bums are, at best, just a pad.
I'm a mean one today, you must think
Maybe I should just pour me a drink
It could be all along
That my judgment was wrong
If so, don't tell my mom or my shrink.
I don't like the sport so much, Suz,
ReplyDeleteBut you're right, it's for sex that I choose
To watch the girls swim
On the off-chance a quim
Might yield a reveal (don't care whose.)
Those suits fit so tight, they're like hose
But, somehow, they've yet to expose
A bit of pudenda
How can they not renda
Some views that we call 'camel toes?'
At least you've the guts to admit it
ReplyDeleteA suit stretched too far may help split it
If views get intenser
You think they won't censor?
I hope you at least catch a titbit.
From my growing vocab, stuff emerges
Where some say it could use a few purges
Words like quim and pudenda
This crude-like agenda -
To satisfy primitive urges.
(Well, it's MY list and I'll make more splurges!)