Saturday, August 27, 2016

PD251-253. The Religious Wrong

There once was an abbot of Brittany
Who chanted this desolate litany:
"If Christ is the source
Of divine intercourse,
Then how come I don't ever gitany?"

There was a young damsel named Baker
Who was poked in a pew by a Quaker
He yelled, "My God!  What
Do you call this -- a twat?
Why, the entrance is more than an acre!"

There once was a monk from Tibet
Who said to a woman he met,
"You may find this odd
But I'm One with God
And HE wants to fondle your set!"

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