Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Wednesday, August 31, 2016
OP342. Scent of a Woman
I swiftly was swayed by her spell She said oral sex would be swell As I started to sit To slurp on her slit I soon was made sick from the smell.
As I tried to focus more on your limerick's artistic merit more than the grossness of it, I managed to add a little extension (if you don't mind)...
Hope you learned, when your lips almost smacked her That hygiene is the number one factor You first SHOULD have found out To remove any doubt. With your log, should have just lumberjacked her.
You punster munsters never fail to put a smile on my face, dontcha?
If you wood say 'lumberjacked' out loud, it's got a nice timbre to it. If you sing it, it just branches off into different notes and then leaves you hanging (or stumped).
Stellar stanza, simply stupendous (but I'm trying to picture how you could sit and lick clit!)
ReplyDeleteIt's possible. Perhaps she's standing.
DeleteI'm sure it's in the Kama Sutra.
As I tried to focus more on your limerick's artistic merit more than the grossness of it, I managed to add a little extension (if you don't mind)...
ReplyDeleteHope you learned, when your lips almost smacked her
That hygiene is the number one factor
You first SHOULD have found out
To remove any doubt.
With your log, should have just lumberjacked her.
Cute! I don't think I've ever heard the verb, "lumberjacked," before and I laughed when I 'saw' it...
ReplyDeleteSuzanne's always on the cutting edge...
DeleteYou punster munsters never fail to put a smile on my face, dontcha?
ReplyDeleteIf you wood say 'lumberjacked' out loud, it's got a nice timbre to it. If you sing it, it just branches off into different notes and then leaves you hanging (or stumped).
Planks for playing along! Those had some nice rings to them.
ReplyDeleteI had conifer got what a good punstress you were. Guess I sawdust your serious side.
I couldn't ax fir more, though I may pine for it.
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