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Wednesday, August 31, 2016
2217. B-B-Bilabials
A beastly old bishop named Blair Was buggering boys while stripped bare As he bent o'er their britches He briskly said, "Bitches, Your butts will soon bleed; I'm a bear!"
Dave Reddekopp started this (q.v. in OP342 below) using 's.'
Beaming broadly, buddy! Yeah, I know I used a homophone, but since the bishop was a homo...
It wasn't nearly as hard to construct that one as I had supposed it would be. In fact, I just did one on the letter 'C' that only took about 20 minutes. Time to go post it before you or Suz beats me to that letter!
Although "bare" and "bear" sound exactly the same (not that you really had other options), this is a hell of a limerick.
ReplyDeleteBeaming broadly, buddy! Yeah, I know I used a homophone, but since the bishop was a homo...
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't nearly as hard to construct that one as I had supposed it would be. In fact, I just did one on the letter 'C' that only took about 20 minutes. Time to go post it before you or Suz beats me to that letter!