Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Monday, August 15, 2016
2200. What a drip
When I pee, I am tired of endurin' The burn; I'm in need of a curin' That whore's slimy trap Last week gave me the clap -- I know, 'cause there's pus in my urine.
From the voice of experience (but almost 50 years ago.)
Yike! The last line (in black ink) sounds like a confession that saw my jaw drop to the floor. The shock value is just... oh you're a bold one, aren't you?!
I now know why your autobiographical book isn't out yet... it's not finished! You keep adding these dreadfully tantalizing morsels. If you want, you can title it "Autobiography of a Punny-as-hell Limerick-philanderer, and Other Ribald Rhymes" (yeah, too long, I know)
Yike! The last line (in black ink) sounds like a confession that saw my jaw drop to the floor. The shock value is just... oh you're a bold one, aren't you?!
ReplyDeleteI now know why your autobiographical book isn't out yet... it's not finished! You keep adding these dreadfully tantalizing morsels. If you want, you can title it "Autobiography of a Punny-as-hell Limerick-philanderer, and Other Ribald Rhymes"
(yeah, too long, I know)