Monday, August 15, 2016

2200. What a drip

When I pee, I am tired of endurin'
The burn;  I'm in need of a curin'
That whore's slimy trap
Last week gave me the clap --
I know, 'cause there's pus in my urine.

From the voice of experience (but almost 50 years ago.)

1 comment:

  1. Yike! The last line (in black ink) sounds like a confession that saw my jaw drop to the floor. The shock value is just... oh you're a bold one, aren't you?!

    I now know why your autobiographical book isn't out yet... it's not finished! You keep adding these dreadfully tantalizing morsels. If you want, you can title it "Autobiography of a Punny-as-hell Limerick-philanderer, and Other Ribald Rhymes"
    (yeah, too long, I know)