Wednesday, August 10, 2016

2194. I should burro my head in shame

Another favorite "what do you get if you cross..." joke.
Crossed Jif™ with a donkey down south
Will result be an offspring or drouth?
An eared sandwich?  How crass!
Or a fine piece of ass
That will stick to the roof of my mouth?

If that's too confusing, the joke goes...
Q: What do you get if you cross a donkey with a PB sandwich?
A: You either get a PB sandwich with long ears, or a piece of ass that sticks to the roof of your mouth. 

1 comment:

  1. So naughty, but so clever!

    Jif is an American-made product and the best peanutbutter on the planet. It was available here in Canada in my younger years, then it disappeared. But just 2 years ago, it reappeared (oh joy!) in only one supermarket in town (called Country Grocer). It's only sold in a tiny jar, costing 5 bucks, but worth every penny. It keeps flying off the shelves, more so than other brands, but at least it gets replenished. Do you know why this stuff is so damn good? It has that perfect taste of genuine, unadulterated ROASTED peanuts, yum!