Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
OP340. No more mate to fellate me
My ex-girlfriend was taken aback - Says it's sick if she'd suck on my sack Though a sec with my sock Would relieve my poor cock I'm now left not a lass, but a lack.