Tuesday, April 2, 2013

OP99. Boned. James Boned.

There once was a young British spy
Who thought he would give men a try
He'd often had women
This time, let a him in
But the cock up his crack made him cry.


  1. Bravo, David! GREAT title and limerick. Sounds as if your spy was shaken, not stirred...

    Keep 'em coming.

  2. It probably left him uncomfortable between his 00's.

  3. I just gave you an upvote on Mr. Boned over at Reddit. Have you been there lately? If not, click on 'New' and see what I said to LimerickMaster (obviously not given him by someone else.) Shame on me, maybe, but he really butchered his contest attempt.

  4. I suggested a couple fixes for him. His story was fine, but his execution was way off.

    I agree, that was obviously a self-appointed rank.

    And thanks for the comment on my contest entry.

  5. I just got an email -- Subj. line "Ian Flaming" -- from a friend and follower of this blog who's from San Fran. He's really clever (and gay) and used to leave his own comments, but he changed computers and is now having trouble commenting.

    I'm going to put the EXCELLENT limerick he sent in here. BTW, he thought your James Boned limmie was the best one posted in quite a while!

    For cock, I do hunger and thirst!
    (Sometimes I can make do with wurst.)
    Perhaps I've been cloned
    From a guy named James Boned --
    It hurts me, but only at first...