Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Monday, April 1, 2013
993. Ya glotta like this one
There is a young lover named Yont Whose tongue is both lengthy and gaunt. He's learned how to french With about any wench And I don't mean "La plume de ma tante."
The pen of my aunt Is on the bureau of my uncle, The paper of my uncle Is on the bureau of my aunt. If you don’t parlez vous francais Then this will be Greek to you,
The pen of my aunt
ReplyDeleteIs on the bureau of my uncle,
The paper of my uncle
Is on the bureau of my aunt.
If you don’t parlez vous francais
Then this will be Greek to you,