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Tuesday, April 30, 2013
1027. Militant smoker
A man who enjoyed his cigar Was told, "You can't smoke in my bar." So in that small cloister He spit out an oyster Coughed up from his black lungs' catarrh.
Should your stogie stalwart then stare down the bar and see his former wife with some other guy, he might tell the lug, "That's my exudate."
ReplyDelete(The following has a pun, but it is also a serious reality.) Having cystic fibrosis is a catarrh thick experience.