Tuesday, April 30, 2013

1027. Militant smoker

A man who enjoyed his cigar
Was told, "You can't smoke in my bar."
So in that small cloister
He spit out an oyster

Coughed up from his black lungs' catarrh.

1 comment:

  1. Should your stogie stalwart then stare down the bar and see his former wife with some other guy, he might tell the lug, "That's my exudate."

    (The following has a pun, but it is also a serious reality.) Having cystic fibrosis is a catarrh thick experience.