Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
1027. Militant smoker
A man who enjoyed his cigar Was told, "You can't smoke in my bar." So in that small cloister He spit out an oyster Coughed up from his black lungs' catarrh.