Sunday, April 14, 2013

1011. Prophylactic prolix

A southerner, aptly named Bubba,
Likes doing the old hubba-hubba.
His wife he would fill
But she's not on the pill
And insists Bubba put on a rubba.


  1. Very sheik, Mr. Limericist. I hope Bubba's wife doesn't cause performance anxiety by putting him under Durex.

    Here's a tidbit I may have previously read at this very site:

    Interesting piece of history:

    In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

    In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

  2. Don't think you read that specious rumor in here. I've received it more than once via email, though. As I recall, one of those was infected with a trojan.