Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
994. Clothes bake the man
A dirty cross-dresser named Hurdle Got hot when he put on a girdle. The heat 'round his middle Burned just like a griddle And caused all his semen to curdle.
I see you posted it on Reddit. I left one as a comment to yours, but it's probably not as good as this one. You may yet see it here, but not until I post OP100, which won't happen until you post #1000.
May I ask, are you planning a special limmie for your milestone?
I've created a 5-stanza one which will be #996-1000. Looks like I'll be posting it on Thursday since tomorrow will be reserved for #995. Hope you like it. It isn't my best, by any means and, in fact, is 99% CLEAN!!
This one is very good.
ReplyDeleteI see you posted it on Reddit. I left one as a comment to yours, but it's probably not as good as this one. You may yet see it here, but not until I post OP100, which won't happen until you post #1000.
May I ask, are you planning a special limmie for your milestone?
I've created a 5-stanza one which will be #996-1000. Looks like I'll be posting it on Thursday since tomorrow will be reserved for #995.
ReplyDeleteHope you like it. It isn't my best, by any means and, in fact, is 99% CLEAN!!
I look forward to it.
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