Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
994. Clothes bake the man
A dirty cross-dresser named Hurdle Got hot when he put on a girdle. The heat 'round his middle Burned just like a griddle And caused all his semen to curdle.