Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
1005. SWELL problem
A stink-fingered bozo named Boyd Had one very raw hemorrhoid. He sat on the pot And reached for the spot. When he found it, he scratched and he toyed.