Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, April 15, 2013
1012. Valley boy
A boy with the brain of a lemur Went out for a drive in his Beemer. He drove 115 And crashed in a ravine, Lost his cock, broke his coccyx and femur.