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Friday, April 19, 2013
1016. Spacy probe
This one's entered in the same contest at Reddit, but OP105 below should win.
There once was an astronaut, Todd, Whose method of steering was odd. Missed the moon, went to Venus. It burned up his penis As well as the rest of his bod.