Our old friend's at it again...if I ever write a book of these he gets his own section.
There once was a bishop of Birmingham
His views about sex, says he's firm in them
As he takes the young boys
They make a loud noise
When he sticks his foot-long trouser worm in them.
or...
There once was a bishop of Birmingham
His clutches, a young boy was squirming in
His constant trajectory
Up in the rectory
Won't deviate, but remain firm in him.
or, to try it from another angle...
The bishop in Trois-Rivieres
Likes buggering boys' derrieres
But his colleague in Birmingham
Shoots much more sperm in them
He feels that he just can't compare.
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