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Tuesday, April 16, 2013
1013. Random ax of unkindness
There once was a Boy Scout named Barrow Whom everyone thought a straight arrow. The truth doesn't match it For he took his hatchet And chopped his mom through to the marrow.
Perhaps he was related to Lizzie Borden...