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Monday, April 22, 2013
OP107. Misfits
A young epileptic from Turkey Whose prospects for dating were murky One day was in luck But when they tried to fuck Hanky-panky was all herky-jerky.
Willy-nilly...that's a great limerick word. I know one, but it's not mine:
If you catch a chinchilla in Chile And cut off its beard willy-nilly Then you can rightly say That you have just made A Chilean chinchilla's chin chilly.
As for hanky-panky and herky-jerky, that line just came to me. I based the limerick off of it. That's how most of mine come about; I think of one line or even phrase and build around it.
And I can identify, because I have epilepsy myself. Can't say I've had a seizure in the sack, though.
I'm reminded of my #791 from 8-29-2012, Dave.
ReplyDeleteI REALLY like how you used 'hanky-panky' and 'herky-jerky' in the same line. My efforts often proceed in a more willy-nilly manner. :-)
Willy-nilly...that's a great limerick word. I know one, but it's not mine:
ReplyDeleteIf you catch a chinchilla in Chile
And cut off its beard willy-nilly
Then you can rightly say
That you have just made
A Chilean chinchilla's chin chilly.
As for hanky-panky and herky-jerky, that line just came to me. I based the limerick off of it. That's how most of mine come about; I think of one line or even phrase and build around it.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can identify, because I have epilepsy myself. Can't say I've had a seizure in the sack, though.
Many believe Julius Caesar had epilepsy, and, hell, they named a month after him. Here is a Spoonerism I have heard that is one of my favorites:
ReplyDeleteQ: What is the difference between a cornhusker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? A: The cornhusker shucks between fits...