1008. Let me try one...

Herr Reddekopp introduced me to a new term in his OP102-104 (below.)  I'll try "verbing" it in my attempt to compete with all his wondrous 'boinking bishop' posts.
When boys smoke, that Bishop of Birmingham
Buys patches, spends time Nicoderm-ing 'em.
He bares more than arms
And he raises alarms
When he then has much fun trouser-worming 'em.