Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Thursday, April 25, 2013
1022. The scuttlebutt? No buttle smut.
A divorced estate owner, Ms. Nick, Hired on a new butler for prick. But her majordomo Turned out to be homo, And gave neither dick nor a lick.