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Monday, June 6, 2016
OP272. No bag limit when fishing for AWADers
A punster who has a large following
Baits the masses with puns and they're swallowing
He first lures them with one
Sole provocative pun
And the comebacks are fun where he's wallowing.
Suzanne is referring to this email thread I cc'd her on.
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.” ________________________________________ E-flat needs to get his naturalization papers. ________________________________________ That would be a major accomplishment. _______________________________________ I don't think I can augment what you've said. ________________________________________ Does that mean we are of one a chord? ________________________________________ You made us wait a long time for that one, Ginger. It was, like, two intervals. Still, we just can't seem to get anyone else to join in, regardless of how hard we've triad. Do you think they have an inversion to musical humor? ________________________________________ This thread has reached the point of diminished returns. ________________________________________ Oh, good! Barry’s in. Now we can divide the joking into thirds... ________________________________________ (1st-time contributor Kristen responded with)
Oh, make that a quarter ... note that I'm not musically clever enough to join this band of bassoons! ________________________________________ Before Barry chimed in I had almost fagotti was part of this thread. Just had to flaut my knowledge. What ever made me piccolo form of humor? ________________________________________ Harmony times do I have to wonder if I have tonal vision? Counterpoint out anything before you pitch out a new pun, Phil? I've triad so hard, but I half note got what it takes.
Suzanne is referring to this email thread I cc'd her on.
ReplyDeleteC, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”
________________________________________
E-flat needs to get his naturalization papers.
________________________________________
That would be a major accomplishment.
_______________________________________
I don't think I can augment what you've said.
________________________________________
Does that mean we are of one a chord?
________________________________________
You made us wait a long time for that one, Ginger. It was, like, two intervals. Still, we just can't seem to get anyone else to join in, regardless of how hard we've triad. Do you think they have an inversion to musical humor?
________________________________________
This thread has reached the point of diminished returns.
________________________________________
Oh, good! Barry’s in. Now we can divide the joking into thirds...
________________________________________
(1st-time contributor Kristen responded with)
Oh, make that a quarter ... note that I'm not musically clever enough to join this band of bassoons!
________________________________________
Before Barry chimed in I had almost fagotti was part of this thread. Just had to flaut my knowledge. What ever made me piccolo form of humor?
________________________________________
Harmony times do I have to wonder if I have tonal vision? Counterpoint out anything before you pitch out a new pun, Phil? I've triad so hard, but I half note got what it takes.