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Monday, June 13, 2016
2119. Wrinkled and weighty
"You're only as old as you feel" Is a mantra which folks often spiel How I feel isn't great Worse, I look eighty eight, I could do with a face lift and peel.
I hope that you only were joking The worry in me you're provoking If you look/feel that way Call 911 today Unless you are binge drinking or smoking(up)
You forgot what I said once before How most men can look good and still score With such effortless ease Till their late seventies And the women just come back for more.
But women! Hell, once they hit forty Will look haggard or frumpy or sporty If they don't take good care Of face, body and hair Whether they are tall, mid-height or shorty.
Aha! Sun sign - Gemini twins! That accounts for the bulk of your sins But what is hilarious Your Moon - Sagittarius Combined - rebels clever, with grins.
You see, knowing the year, month, day and location of birth facilitates the making of your birthchart. Just for fun, google: 'Sun in Gemini Moon in Sagittarius - Hired Gun'
I hope that you only were joking
ReplyDeleteThe worry in me you're provoking
If you look/feel that way
Call 911 today
Unless you are binge drinking or smoking(up)
You forgot what I said once before
How most men can look good and still score
With such effortless ease
Till their late seventies
And the women just come back for more.
But women! Hell, once they hit forty
Will look haggard or frumpy or sporty
If they don't take good care
Of face, body and hair
Whether they are tall, mid-height or shorty.
Aha! Sun sign - Gemini twins!
ReplyDeleteThat accounts for the bulk of your sins
But what is hilarious
Your Moon - Sagittarius
Combined - rebels clever, with grins.
You see, knowing the year, month, day and location of birth facilitates the making of your birthchart.
Just for fun, google: 'Sun in Gemini Moon in Sagittarius - Hired Gun'