Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, June 13, 2016
2119. Wrinkled and weighty
"You're only as old as you feel" Is a mantra which folks often spiel How I feel isn't great Worse, I look eighty eight, I could do with a face lift and peel.