Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Monday, June 13, 2016
2118. Alas, 69 was only a year
I am starting decade number eight When I get some, the pussy's still great But that wondrous vulgarity At home's such a rarity I think I'll re-learn how to date.
And a happy birthday to myself.