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Saturday, June 18, 2016
2127. The Oakmont Ogre
It's fun to watch great golfers gropin' For ways to play this US Open The rough's really thick And the greens are quite slick When the cut comes, some greats will be mopin'.
Did I mention that there are 210 bunkers for the 18 holes?
Some of the 'big names' who aren't playing the last two rounds due to scoring higher than six over par for the first two rounds: Phil Mickleson, Rory McIlroy, Ricky Fowler, Justin Rose, Ernie Els, and Brant Snedeker.
Some of the 'big names' who aren't playing the last two rounds due to scoring higher than six over par for the first two rounds: Phil Mickleson, Rory McIlroy, Ricky Fowler, Justin Rose, Ernie Els, and Brant Snedeker.
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