Wednesday, June 29, 2016

OP289-290. Educate, animate, fascinate, motivate, liberate, graduate and procreate

Over yesterday's lim'ricks I'm hovering
And hoping I'll soon be recovering
Well, don't be surprised
If you see publicized
Extra titbits you'll soon be discovering.

That Dave boy should hold sex-ed classes
Teach with humor and rhyme to the masses
With standing room only
He'll never be lonely
They'll laugh till they fall on their asses.


  1. And if you'd rather not procreate, masturbate.

    1. Yeah, well, I knew I could depend on you to complete the loop.

  2. If only it were that easy for me to fornicate, consummate, or penetrate...but alas, I need a woman for that, since I'm straight.

    And I haven't found one willing to yet, so I just...ate.

  3. Phil may have completed the loop, but you just tied a bow at the end of it.