Thursday, June 9, 2016

2115. He's not Onan up to it

There once was a fellow named Gimbel
Who, each time that he beat off, would trimble
But his balls were so small,
(Almost no nuts at all)
That his output would not fill a thimble.

1 comment:

  1. After reading this one, a reader emailed me to say that Dorothy Parker had a canary named Onan. When asked why she'd named it that, she replied, "Because he's always spilling his seed."

    Incidentally, Onan was supposed to sleep with his brother's widow to provide her offspring. Instead, he masturbated. I suppose we could say, "Onan didn't have it in for his brother."

    The story is found in the first 10 verses of Genesis 38.