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Tuesday, June 21, 2016
2130. Say Line 5 three times fast
A virile young bastard named Steve Didn't want his hot wife to conceive. Added spermicide lube To his Trojan™-clad tube 'Fore he'd stick his slick shaft in her sleeve.