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Tuesday, October 4, 2011
222. Back boned
There once was a hooker named Myrtle,
Had her tubes tied so she wasn't fertile.
When she screwed in the sack,
Couldn't get off her back
So her nickname was "Myrtle the Turtle."
This pre-referenced slut, yclept Myrtle, Not happy with things all infertile, Just summoned Doc Seuss, Who gave her a geuss That shot her right up there with Yertle.
VERY nice, Amanda! You, of course, know that Ted Geisel's wife gave great backrubs... She was known as Ms. Seuss. Kudos also for knowing to omit the final 'e' on his 1st name.
This pre-referenced slut, yclept Myrtle,
ReplyDeleteNot happy with things all infertile,
Just summoned Doc Seuss,
Who gave her a geuss
That shot her right up there with Yertle.
VERY nice, Amanda! You, of course, know that Ted Geisel's wife gave great backrubs... She was known as Ms. Seuss. Kudos also for knowing to omit the final 'e' on his 1st name.
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