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Sunday, October 16, 2011
265. Dover soul
A Delaware faggot named Percy
Had a butch boyfriend in New Jersey.
He'd drive up from Dover
Drop trou and bend over
His buggerer showed him no mercy.
Brilliant title! Someone once asked me if I preferred Browning or Kipling. I said I didn't know, because I'd never kippled. By the same token, having never wilmed, I wonder what they do all the time up there in Wilmington. As long as you're in Delaware with Percy and his Jersey friend, perhaps there's something about Walter de la Mare you could come up with...
Brilliant title! Someone once asked me if I preferred Browning or Kipling.
ReplyDeleteI said I didn't know, because I'd never kippled. By the same token, having never wilmed, I wonder what they do all the time up there in Wilmington.
As long as you're in Delaware with Percy and his Jersey friend, perhaps there's something about Walter de la Mare you could come up with...