Monday, October 24, 2011

PD9-10 Machinations

A couple of classics for you...
There once was a man named Eugene
Who invented a fucking machine.
It could screw either sex,
Both concave and convex,
But it sure was a bastard to clean.

That same old man named Eugene
Invented a jack-off machine.
But the damned thing broke,
Quadrupled its stroke,
And beat his balls to a cream.

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