Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
291. Bar made
A middle-aged woman named Soozie
Was known far-and-wide as a floozie.
If you bought her three drinks
It was easy, methinks,
To make your way into her coozie.