Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, October 17, 2011
270. Parochial school
A Texas boy living in Temple,
Whose teachers (all nuns) thought him simple,
Had one say "You're a dunce."
He just uttered some grunts
And pulled off her sparkling white wimple.