Tuesday, October 25, 2011

294. Peruse these...

A Peruvian rancher named Luna
Has a fairly large herd of vicuna.
He sniffs at the fannies
Of all of the nannies,
Like women, they smell just like tuna.

PD11.  This one is #1511 in Legman's The Limerick.
There once was a girl from Peru
Who had nothing much better to do,
So she sat on the stairs
And counted cunt hairs --
Four thousand three hundred and two.

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