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Wednesday, October 19, 2011
276. Or a tennis ball through a garden hose?
A Croatian family named Crumpervich
Had a daughter well-known as a humper bitch
She was kind of a skink
But would fuck like a mink
And could suck all the chrome off a bumper hitch.